Hey people,

I think it's time for this forum to start getting more than 1 post every 4 days.

The only way to do that?

A forum game!

This is a forum game of my own design. It plays like this: You simply post what you would use to attempt a murder on the poster above you. For example:

ME: This is my forum game, enjoy, yadayadayada.
JESTER: I kills u with a salami-filled Monopoly box!!!1!
SYPHERCE: I kills u with my 1337 coding skillz!
FAT LADY: I kills u with my loud screeching powerz!

There are only three rules:

1) Nothing too adult. For example, no 'I kills u with a raping machine!'.
2) No double-posting to kill yourself.
3) No multi-ing to kill yourself, of course.

Enjoy! (Of course, I can't play yet, because I have the first post...)

Lol the first rule was silly. How can a rape machine be more adult than killing someone?

Anyhow, I kill asiekierka with my graphing calculator.

I kill daltonlaffs with a bad-written, buggy DSLua piece of code.